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Posted on 23rd Apr at 3:26 AM, with 32,873 notes

unmarvel:

unmarvel:

when he leans close and whispers to your ear  (◡‿◡✿)

"hail hydra"  (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

Posted on 22nd Apr at 10:51 PM, with 5,005 notes

"it was so many hours of me riding him like a mechanical bull."

Posted on 22nd Apr at 7:59 PM, with 18,606 notes

thedoctorknows:

sebastillestans:

i was watching the first avenger and wondering how Bucky knew Steve was getting his ass kicked in the back of some random alley behind a movie theatre

like does he just check alleyways whenever he’s walking down a street to see if Steve’s started another fight he can’t finish

the answer is probably yes

headcanon that, even when brainwashed, Bucky still stops at alleyways and looks down them to find nothing

and he never knows what he’s looking for

Posted on 22nd Apr at 6:17 PM, with 162 notes

stuffimgoingtohellfor:

you guys

It’s not that Steve hates his marshmallow bed because of his time serving in WWII.

He’s not used to his marshmallow bed because he grew up sleeping on Bucky’s floor.

Posted on 22nd Apr at 4:01 PM, with 1,842 notes
n-a-blue-box:

hobosoldier:

chujo-hime:

So the fancy expensive Party City Captain America birthday set comes with a big Red Star Pinata:

and I am dying laughing right now

OH MY WORD

n-a-blue-box:

hobosoldier:

chujo-hime:

So the fancy expensive Party City Captain America birthday set comes with a big Red Star Pinata:

and I am dying laughing right now

OH MY WORD

Posted on 22nd Apr at 1:43 PM, with 56,322 notes

whoistorule:

glenfoy:

today i ordered coffee under the name “stannis” and i shit you not the barista called out “i have a regular caramel latte for the one true king of westeros”

#who knew davos worked at a starbucks

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