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In honor of the new year, ask me anything you want. Anons are fine. I'll answer truthfully. → carnagsehls.tumblr.com
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The things my old roommate sends me ...

When I’m a little drunk, kinda horny, and playing Dragon Age 2.

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#not my art
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dumatsbloomers replied to your post: dumatsbloomers replied to your post:…

I may or may not be blushing

wooooo …. mission accomplished. ~kisses your cheek~

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tinystork:

[8:10:11 PM] Steve Rogers: WHERE’S TONY MCSLUT MAN STARK WHEN YA REALLY NEED A WHORE?

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slashwriter:

carnagsehls:

slashwriter replied to your photo: That was full when I started. ooops

Water’s the biggie. So you don’t get hung over in the morning. *hugs*

The water is right there next to the alcohol.  I’m being good.  With work at 9am, I have to be.

Doesn’t that suck?  I understand, for the record.  *hugs*

Ugh. Yea.  There was some whining today while at work too.

*flirts with Fenris and drinks*

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#slashwriter

slashwriter replied to your photo: That was full when I started. ooops

Water’s the biggie. So you don’t get hung over in the morning. *hugs*

The water is right there next to the alcohol.  I’m being good.  With work at 9am, I have to be.

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#slashwriter

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Careful was never an option

Oh, well in that case *nibbles*

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#dumatsbloomers #There should be more alcohol. #Or less. #I'm not sure which.
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#yes I'm eating so I don't get too drunk #and drinking water.

dumatsbloomers replied to your post: dumatsbloomers replied to your post: Neck and…

hnnnng…*tackles and bites*

Careful.  I am getting drunk and I won’t be afraid to molest you until morning when I’ve sobered up.

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#dumatsbloomers
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dumatsbloomers replied to your post: Neck and collarbone, alllll along the collarbone, every dip and jut

What’s your first?

*grins* oh but that would ruin some of the fun.

Not that I think anyone else will be coming along to give me a bite.

Anyway, pretty much guaranteed way to get into my pants (if I’m into you, of course) is to come up behind me, slide your arms around my waist and nibble at that spot just below and behind the ear.  Do that for a couple minutes and I’ll be creaming my panties.

Dec 31, 2011
#tmi #I'm a little buzzed #bite me?
Lessee, I'd start with neck and collarbone, but I'm afraid I wouldn't stay there. There'd definitely be breast and nipple involved, probably some stomach and thigh... Perhaps a better question would be where would I *not* bite you...

*grins* I think I’m starting to be just the right about of buzzed for this to sound like an excellent idea, even though I should be getting ready for bed soon.

Also, not listed is my fave spot. tsk tsk.

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Neck and collarbone, alllll along the collarbone, every dip and jut

Oooo …. My second favorite spot.

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